SET FIRE TO YOUR HAIRPOKE A STICK AT A GRIZZLY BEAR EAT MEDICENE THAT'S OUT OF DATE // USE YOUR PRIVATE PARTS AS PIRANHA BAIT
DUMB WAYS TO DIE
SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE
DUMB WAYS TO DUHUHIE SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE
GET YOUR TOAST OUT WITH A FORK
DO YOUR OWN ELECTRICAL WORK
TEACH YOURSELF HOW TO FLY
EAT A TWO WEEK OLD UNREFRIGERATED PIE
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KEEP A RATTLE SNAKE AS A PET
SELL BOTH THE KIDNEYS ON THE INTERNET
EAT A TUBE OF SUPER GLUE
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DUMB WAYS TO DIE
SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE
DUMB WAYS TO DUHUHIE SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE
INVITE A PHSYCO KILLER INSIDE
SCRATCH YOUR DRUG DEALER'S BRAND NEW RIDE
TAKE YOUR HELMET OF IN OUTER SPACE
USE A CLOTHES WASHER AS A HIDING PLACE
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DRESS UP LIKE A MOOSE DURING HUNTING SEASON
DISTURB A NEST OF WASPS FOR NO GOOD REASON
STAND THE EDGE OF A TRAIN STATION PLATFORM
DRIVE AROUND THE BOOM GATES AT A LEVEL CROSSING
RUN ACROSS THE TRACKS BETWEEN THE PLATFORMS
THEY MAY NOT RHYME BUT THEY'RE QUITE POSSIBLY
DUMBEST WAYS TO DIE
DUMBEST WAYS TO DIE
DUMBEST WAYS TO DUHUHUHIE
SO MANY DUMB SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO
DIE